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His name was Bill. He was Monica's thrill
Up on Capital Hill where she made her spill.
She was on her knees. She was aiming to please
But he was such a tease with that cigar from Belize!
The word got 'round that Capital town
That Bill was going down 'cause the stain they found.
But Willie's slick. He knows every trick
He never dipped his "wick" so the charges didn't stick.
You may ask why, when he was tried
They let him slide even though he lied.
Could Starr have done more to settle the score?
If you cut to the core, they didn't want Gore!
So the moral, you see, is plain as can be.
Bill didn't go free ...
He's still got Hillary!!!!
Words and music by Michael K. Allen
Copyright©1998